October 18, 2009 – 5:42 pm 1. spike the punch bowl
2. have a great party
3. drop and give me 20
location:
phone booth
nearest address:
2651 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97232
nearest major intersection:
26th & E Burnside St
specific:
1)District 9 showtimes:
Friday, Saturday & Sunday 4:15 & 9:10
Monday through Thursday 9:10
2)cash only withdrawl
3)4 miles round trip
4)very easy and very beautiful
October 6, 2009 – 3:59 pm
SPEED TRAP:
1)thrash around in the
kitchen
2)suggest that the gov't
is at faultlocation:
pay phone
nearest address:
NE 60th Station
nearest major intersection:
60th & NE Willow St
specific:
1)break a mug
2)square_wave a dvd player
3)lose a nose ring ball bearing
4)colossus
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October 2, 2009 – 7:45 pm IT WOULD BE MEANINGLESS
TO SAY THAT LANGUAGE REL*
IES ON MUSIC, DANCE, PAN*
TOMIME, OR MIMICRY. OBVI*
SOULY IT UTILIZES MOVEME*
NTS, HARMONIES, AND RHYT*
HMS, BUT ONLY INSOFAR AS
THEY CAN CONVERGE IN A
KIND OF CENTRAL EXPRESSI*
ON, WITHOUT FAVORING ANY
PARTICULAR ART.
ANTONIN ARTAUD
location:
phone booth @
NW 33rd & Belmont
nearest address:
3245 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
SE 33nd Ave & SE Belmont St
specific:
GOOGLE_MAP
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October 2, 2009 – 2:02 pm instructionz:
continue on, keep on
keeping on, stare into
an electron filled tube
then write a letter to
your local congressman.
tell him what you've
been doing at night.
location:
phone booth
nearest address:
6839 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97215
nearest major intersection:
69th & SE Belmont St
specific:
1)Oregon congressional districtz
2)'danna mic & bike up to base
of Mt. Tabor
3)TOTAL TIME: 00:13:18
October 1, 2009 – 6:30 pm instructionz for another
quality of listening:
1)TRS-80
2)Birdy Nam Nam
3)Portishead
4)massive attack
5)Underworld
albumz contained
within this diskette.
soundz contained
within your mind.
location:
top drawer in bathroom chest of
Pied Cow Coffeehouse
nearest address:
3244 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
SE 32nd Ave & SE Belmont St
specific:
GOOGLE_MAP
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September 28, 2009 – 11:16 pm
WITH YOUR BACK TO THE
ROCK OF HARVESTED HAY
1. Use a kite to catch
the South wind
2. Chester Copperpot's
fortune is buried
beneath the crash
location:
2x payphone
nearest address:
3412 SE Belmont
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
34th Ave & SE Belmont St
specific:
1)Pinky's Kit Factory
2)Baby Ruth
3)Haystack's visibility
September 28, 2009 – 11:05 pm CONTROL PANEL
1. Monitor the Perimeter
2. Report inconsistencies
at 5 milepost
intervals
location:
payphone
nearest address:
2742 E. Burnside
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St
specific:
1)RAD SUMMER
2)control panel
3)2x phone booth corner
September 28, 2009 – 10:54 pm 1. Enter Lumberville
2. Receive one gov't
issue 2"x4"
3. Shake hands with
Mayor Hacksaw
location:
payphone
nearest address:
2803 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St
specific:
1)Rainy? catch a movie
2)Laurelhurst Theater
3)2x corner phone booth
September 28, 2009 – 10:42 pm
1. trade your rockz
for thumbs
*******************
2. lose everything
3. take a breatherrr
rookie
location:
payphone
nearest address:
2816 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & SE Stark St
specific:
1)demolition club
2)meeting at midnight
3)radio shout outz
September 27, 2009 – 4:44 pm fast eddies fast
fast cash tip#337:
cash in on sportz cardz
from your youth.
location:
phone booth
nearest address:
539 SE 39th Avenue
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
39th Ave & SE Stark St
specific:
CHECKLIST
1)Mike Piazza - topps
2)Barry Sanders - ProSet
3)Steve Kerr - UPPER DECK
September 24, 2009 – 1:36 am ghost hunter:
the residence in which you
dwell is probably inhabited
by a paranormal being.
who are you going
to call?location:
phone booth
nearest address:
1714 NE 33rd Ave.
Portland, OR 97212
nearest major intersection:
33rd Ave & NE Schuyler St
specific:
1)ghost
2)ghostbusters
3)Hamlet
4)pan pan theatre
September 24, 2009 – 1:09 am
ROBOT FUNERAL:
1)take out the trash
2)sort the recyclables
3)compost the compost
4)rinse & repeat
location:
placed on an a/v cart at
flaming lips video shoot
for "Watching the Planets"
nearest address:
Mt. Tabor Park
6000 SE Salmon St
Portland, OR 97215
specific:
1)garbage day
2)coffin jet ski
3)the robots
4)flaming lips video shoot