WhatsInTheBearBox

punchbowl

1. spike the punch bowl
2. have a great party
3. drop and give me 20
location:
phone booth
nearest address:
2651 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97232
nearest major intersection:
26th & E Burnside St
specific:
1)District 9 showtimes:
  Friday, Saturday & Sunday 4:15 & 9:10
  Monday through Thursday 9:10
2)cash only withdrawl
3)4 miles round trip
4)very easy and very beautiful

speedtrap

SPEED TRAP:
1)thrash around in the
              kitchen
2)suggest that the gov't
          is at fault
location:
pay phone
nearest address:
NE 60th Station
nearest major intersection:
60th & NE Willow St
specific:
1)break a mug
2)square_wave a dvd player
3)lose a nose ring ball bearing
4)colossus

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

IT WOULD BE MEANINGLESS
TO SAY THAT LANGUAGE REL*
IES ON MUSIC, DANCE, PAN*
TOMIME, OR MIMICRY. OBVI*
SOULY IT UTILIZES MOVEME*
NTS, HARMONIES, AND RHYT*
HMS, BUT ONLY INSOFAR AS
THEY CAN CONVERGE IN A
KIND OF CENTRAL EXPRESSI*
ON, WITHOUT FAVORING ANY
PARTICULAR ART.
	ANTONIN ARTAUD
location:
phone booth @
NW 33rd & Belmont
nearest address:
3245 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
SE 33nd Ave & SE Belmont St
specific:
GOOGLE_MAP

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instructionz

instructionz:
continue on, keep on
keeping on, stare into
an electron filled tube
then write a letter to
your local congressman.
 tell him what you've
 been doing at night.
location:
phone booth
nearest address:
6839 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97215
nearest major intersection:
69th & SE Belmont St
specific:
1)Oregon congressional districtz
2)'danna mic & bike up to base
  of Mt. Tabor
3)TOTAL TIME: 00:13:18

29quality_of_listening

instructionz for another
quality of listening:
1)TRS-80
2)Birdy Nam Nam
3)Portishead
4)massive attack
5)Underworld
  albumz contained
  within this diskette.
  soundz contained
  within your mind.
location:
top drawer in bathroom chest of
Pied Cow Coffeehouse
nearest address:
3244 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
SE 32nd Ave & SE Belmont St
specific:
GOOGLE_MAP

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Copperpot

WITH YOUR BACK TO THE
ROCK OF HARVESTED HAY
1. Use a kite to catch
   the South wind
2. Chester Copperpot's
   fortune is buried
   beneath the crash
location:
2x payphone
nearest address:
3412 SE Belmont
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
34th Ave & SE Belmont St
specific:
1)Pinky's Kit Factory
2)Baby Ruth
3)Haystack's visibility

control

CONTROL PANEL
1. Monitor the Perimeter
2. Report inconsistencies
   at 5 milepost
   intervals
location:
payphone
nearest address:
2742 E. Burnside
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St
specific:
1)RAD SUMMER
2)control panel
3)2x phone booth corner

Lumberville

1. Enter Lumberville
2. Receive one gov't
   issue 2"x4"
3. Shake hands with
   Mayor Hacksaw
location:
payphone
nearest address:
2803 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St
specific:
1)Rainy? catch a movie
2)Laurelhurst Theater
3)2x corner phone booth

rockz4thumbz

1. trade your rockz
   for thumbs
*******************
2. lose everything
3. take a breatherrr
   rookie
location:
payphone
nearest address:
2816 SE Stark St
Portland, OR  97214
nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & SE Stark St
specific:
1)demolition club
2)meeting at midnight
3)radio shout outz

fastcash

fast eddies fast
 fast cash tip#337:
cash in on sportz cardz
from your youth.
location:
phone booth
nearest address:
539 SE 39th Avenue
Portland, OR  97214
nearest major intersection:
39th Ave & SE Stark St
specific:
CHECKLIST
1)Mike Piazza - topps
2)Barry Sanders - ProSet
3)Steve Kerr - UPPER DECK

double u k

1. donn.'t let down
1. never give in
2. hold it
3. squeeze it
4. attempt to stop
location:
payphone
nearest address:
1801 NE Alberta St
Portland, OR‎ 97211
nearest major intersection:
18th Ave & NE Alberta St
specific:
1)payphone
2)Last Thursday

ghost hunter

ghost hunter:
the residence in which you
dwell is probably inhabited
by a paranormal being.
       who are you going
	        to call?
location:
phone booth
nearest address:
1714 NE 33rd Ave.
Portland, OR 97212
nearest major intersection:
33rd Ave & NE Schuyler St
specific:
1)ghost
2)ghostbusters
3)Hamlet
4)pan pan theatre

robotfuneral

ROBOT FUNERAL:
1)take out the trash
2)sort the recyclables
3)compost the compost
4)rinse & repeat
location:
placed on an a/v cart at
flaming lips video shoot
for "Watching the Planets"
nearest address:
Mt. Tabor Park
6000 SE Salmon St
Portland, OR 97215
specific:
1)garbage day
2)coffin jet ski
3)the robots
4)flaming lips video shoot