1. Enter Lumberville
2. Receive one gov't
   issue 2"x4"
3. Shake hands with
   Mayor Hacksaw

location:
payphone

nearest address:
2803 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97214

nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St

specific:
1)Rainy? catch a movie
2)Laurelhurst Theater
3)2x corner phone booth