WITH YOUR BACK TO THE
ROCK OF HARVESTED HAY
1. Use a kite to catch
   the South wind
2. Chester Copperpot's
   fortune is buried
   beneath the crash

location:
2x payphone
nearest address:
3412 SE Belmont
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
34th Ave & SE Belmont St
specific:
1)Pinky's Kit Factory
2)Baby Ruth
3)Haystack's visibility

CONTROL PANEL
1. Monitor the Perimeter
2. Report inconsistencies
   at 5 milepost
   intervals

location:
payphone
nearest address:
2742 E. Burnside
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St
specific:
1)RAD SUMMER
2)control panel
3)2x phone booth corner

1. Enter Lumberville
2. Receive one gov't
   issue 2"x4"
3. Shake hands with
   Mayor Hacksaw

location:
payphone
nearest address:
2803 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St
specific:
1)Rainy? catch a movie
2)Laurelhurst Theater
3)2x corner phone booth

1. trade your rockz
   for thumbs
*******************
2. lose everything
3. take a breatherrr
   rookie

location:
payphone
nearest address:
2816 SE Stark St
Portland, OR  97214
nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & SE Stark St
specific:
1)demolition club
2)meeting at midnight
3)radio shout outz

fast eddies fast
 fast cash tip#337:
cash in on sportz cardz
from your youth.

location:
phone booth
nearest address:
539 SE 39th Avenue
Portland, OR  97214
nearest major intersection:
39th Ave & SE Stark St
specific:
CHECKLIST
1)Mike Piazza - topps
2)Barry Sanders - ProSet
3)Steve Kerr - UPPER DECK

ghost hunter:
the residence in which you
dwell is probably inhabited
by a paranormal being.
       who are you going
	        to call?

location:
phone booth
nearest address:
1714 NE 33rd Ave.
Portland, OR 97212
nearest major intersection:
33rd Ave & NE Schuyler St
specific:
1)ghost
2)ghostbusters
3)Hamlet
4)pan pan theatre

ROBOT FUNERAL:
1)take out the trash
2)sort the recyclables
3)compost the compost
4)rinse & repeat

location:
placed on an a/v cart at
flaming lips video shoot
for "Watching the Planets"
nearest address:
Mt. Tabor Park
6000 SE Salmon St
Portland, OR 97215
specific:
1)garbage day
2)coffin jet ski
3)the robots
4)flaming lips video shoot

running errands:
1)ride your bike
2)record everything that
  is in front of you
  TOTAL TIME:variable

location:
payphone
nearest address:
5050 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97215
nearest major intersection:
52nd & SE Stark St
specific:
1)Movie Madness: policies
2)10.13 minutes
3)handlebar microphone

stay up late past your
bedtime consult the
national sleep foundation
figure out what you have
been doing wrong:
remedy it.

location:
payphone
nearest address:
4534 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97215
nearest major intersection:
45th & SE Belmont St
specific:
1)National Sleep Foundation
2)sleep
3)sex

dear viewer,
the past is meant to stay
how you remember it.
that being said, the past
is also a good way to
remind you how you got to
where you are today.
do a little digging of
your own sometime.

location:
payphone
nearest address:
4500 NE Glisan St
Portland, OR‎ 97213
nearest major intersection:
45th & NE Gilsan St
specific:
1)Lithography
2)Vacuforming
3)Beavis Research Lab

compare the film careers
of Mike Patton & Howie
Mandel
         voice artists
      or mere men?

location:
payphone
nearest address:
4026 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97214
nearest major intersection:
40th & SE Hawthorne Blvd
specific:
1)Daily Grind
2)Bobby's World
3)Bionic Commando